Well, what can I say? Birth, what a nightmare! The most horrifically disturbing, exciting, exhilarating and terrifying experience that a man can have. I have heard many women talk about men having no idea what giving birth is like but they are wrong. I have every understanding of what birth is like, and I do not know how I am going to allow my wife to go through that again… even though it’d be nice for our little cherub to have a sibling. This is a first-time father’s birth story.